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if you are reading this, it's too late... you´re a noob

Some fun stats:

Number of matches: 1904
Total kills: 34209
Total assists: 7391
Total deaths: 34232
K/D: 0.999 | (K+A)/D: 1.215
Total wait time: 2d 06:28:45
Total match time: 52d 16:30:23

Rported:

Total ban stats: 197 VAC banned and 83 Game banned players in games we scanned (a lot of these could happen outside of CS:GO.)
Total amount of unique players encountered: 597

Matchmaking:

There were 600 players who got banned after playing with you!

Total ban stats: 535 VAC banned and 123 Game banned players in games we scanned (a lot of these could happen outside of CS:GO.)
Total amount of unique players encountered: 4918