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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 11:15am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 12:18pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 1:23pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 10:40am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 2:02pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 11:14am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 10:33am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 11:32am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 6:43am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 11:37am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 12:29pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 4:45am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 12:53pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 12:48pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 12:25pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 10:40am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 1:48pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 1:53pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 2:30pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 11:27am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 3:37am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 11:40am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 3:18am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 4:48am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 3:05am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 3:31am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2014 @ 3:07am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 1:15pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 3:36am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2014 @ 6:43am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 1:18pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 4:32am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 2:48am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 10:33am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 11:04am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 10:02am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2014 @ 6:43am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 1:15pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 10:52am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 11:30am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 3:19am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 11:24am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:51pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 10:40am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 3:28am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 3:18pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 11:48am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 9:31am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 11:26am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 8:53am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 11:32am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 6:15am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 9:53am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 9:15am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 2:42pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 2:29pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 3:07pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 11:43am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 11:38am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 10:04am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 8:46am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 10:17am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 11:50am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 2:04pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 5:39am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 1:48pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 2:08pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 8:40am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 8:51am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 21 May, 2015 @ 2:37am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 21 May, 2015 @ 3:11am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 11:45am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 14 May, 2015 @ 12:45am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 11:36am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 11 May, 2015 @ 11:38am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 2:41pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 9:05am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 14 May, 2015 @ 12:49am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 13 May, 2015 @ 10:53am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 11:02am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 11:04am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 9:43am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 11 May, 2015 @ 11:23am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 10:05am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 9:50am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2015 @ 1:11pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 1:37pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 4:14am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 4:35am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 4:28am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 4:35am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 4:53am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 7:34am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 7:23am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 8:02am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 10:43am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 7:37am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 9:27am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 10:46am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 1:28pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 3:55am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 7:50am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 10:38am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 7:34am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 8:53am

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 2:46pm

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 2:19pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 2:22pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 2:32pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 2:40pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 8:33am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 8:08am

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 3:15pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2016 @ 12:32am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 1:47pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 12:27am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 8:11am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2016 @ 12:46pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 6:49am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 7:54am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 9:04am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 7:43am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 12:44pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 7:31am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 2:27am