J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.
J.   New South Wales, Australia
 
 
ABOUT ME
I was born in a sleepy little town called Hazard, Nebraska. I’ve always been drawn to risk – like a moth to an oxy-acety-lene flame. Since I was a little boy and I watched Evel Knievel, I always wanted to be like him. They don’t teach that stuff at school. So I went to the School of Hard Knocks – quite literally. And I graduated with a PHD in Risk. I combine that with a bunch of Eastern philosophies and seven different martial arts to create my own unique philosophy on life.

One thing I do know is that sometimes you gotta go out on a limb – ‘cos that’s where the fruit is.

I truly believe that risk is the spice of life. It’s also the reason Budget Direct won’t insure me. Apparently they don’t insure "risk-takers" (aka legends) like me. It's how they keep their premium nice and low for everyone else.
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It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
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"What duck?"
(Soul Music)
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Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
-- Ted Turner
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What, after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.
-- Christopher Fry

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Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned?
A: It wasn't IBM compatible.

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furbling, v.:
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank
even when you are the only person in line.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

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If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your business;
over 80 you are neglecting your golf.
-- Walter Hagen

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The sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last.
-- Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome", stardate 4842.6
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Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
-- Milt Barber

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