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"What duck?"
(Soul Music)
😭
Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
-- Ted Turner
🤠
What, after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.
-- Christopher Fry
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Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned?
A: It wasn't IBM compatible.
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furbling, v.:
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank
even when you are the only person in line.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your business;
over 80 you are neglecting your golf.
-- Walter Hagen
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The sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last.
-- Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome", stardate 4842.6
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Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
-- Milt Barber
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