please sign me!!! you are the worst player.

sign?

I cant believe the amount of times you try and throw my games, its unbeliavable. Ive submitted a restraining order through psyonix to get you out of my ranked matches and private matches. Ive lost 2657 MMR with you on my team and im of now Rank E in 6mans cause you try and 720 triple flip reset instaswap mustyflick every chance you have and the ball ends up in the back of my net. Your parents must be so proud you.

<3

GGS, great opponent, was lots of fun

Thank you for the carry