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Michigan, United States 
🐟 * 🌽 * 💚 * 💗 * 🌸 * 🥒 * 🐳 * 🐝 * 🌏 * 👃 * 🍖 * 💚 * 🥗 * 💃 * 🐝 * 💎
ㅤ* A woman goes into a clothes shop, "Can I try that dress on in the window please?" she asks.
"I'm sorry madam", replies the shop assistant, "but you'll have to use the changing-rooms like everyone else."
ㅤ* 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.
ㅤ* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
🍇 * 🚗 * 🎄 * ⚡ * 🍖 * 👳 * 🌏 * 🐊 * 🥒 * 🌋 * 💛 * 💎 * 🐳 * 🔋 * 🥞 * 🎈
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*