why is your penis named Pepsi Max

If my 👼🏽👧🏽 daughter😍👸🏽 and my 👼🏽👧🏽 boyfriend both drowning😱🌊🏊🏽😵 and I can only save😤👌🏽 one😤😬 Catch me😃🔞 at my 🌊🏽👗🏽‍♀️girls funeral😔👻🌹 with a 👗🏽🐕💁🏽‍♀️👗🏽‍♂️🌬💃🏽calendar

Hacking

A girl... and a gamer? \jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\ Ahem, you look very lovely.

Cardboard

you are a hardcore gamer