一起来聊聊天 做暖

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep big cheater

-REP an absolute idiot throwing

I've always been obsessed with pushing the limits of how far I can piss. From 2 meters to 10 meters to 20 meters, I kept pushing myself, even videoing the angle and trajectory of the piss stream so I could do some quick parabolic motion calculations and find out how much power I needed to get the piss another meter or so farther. I'd also measure the wind speed, temperature and pressure just to make sure my air resistance calculations are right, but to make sure, I also hook this data into a computer to simulate the scenario using computational fluid dynamics. Eventually, the simulations got so complicated that I had to buy a new graphics card for $6000 but that's just not what this post is about.

+rep animal molester