Imagine being the gayest of gays and beating your meat to gay black hairy men. That's you, you big black lil penis ♥♥♥♥♥

I used to jerk 0ff to angry birds
When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

bruh

-rep looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥ from Africa

-rep griefing

Du kleiner scheiß Bengel. Ich hoffe du kackst dich ein. Wie kann man so beschissen spielen?! -rep