🕺 ❦ 🎈 Not all who own a harp are harpers.
👃 ❦ 🐛 -- Marcus Terentius Varro 🐝💃📗

This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic
decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a
nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma
delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates
Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic
bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner
terrorist lesbian.

flakey you stupid ass

Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥, and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

Steve came home one night to his house to find alex's clothes spread throughout the house. He was shocked to hear moaning coming from her bedroom. He looked through the window-frame of the door, and saw Herobrine balls deep in her! Steve, out of anger burst into the room, pulled out his diamond sword, and lashed out at herobrine; cutting his blocky balls off. Herobrine takes serious damage, and Alex is extremely embarrassed. "Steve! Stop! Don't kill him! I'm sorry!" she exclaimed. "You filthy ♥♥♥♥♥!" screamed steve, in his anger slicing off her right breast and stabbing an arrow in her neck. As Alex bleeds to death, Herobrine stands in absolute terror, using his hands to cup his rapidly bleeding crotch. "Bend over, ♥♥♥♥♥" Steve said, unzipping his pants. Steve then proceeded to rape herobrine, disembowel him, and then rape Alex's corpse. Steve then proceeded to brew their remains into potions which he keeps in his basement to this day.

rage quitting ♥♥♥♥♥ leaves when game is 12/12 cause he cant hit a shot