Recent reviews by Crashy

For those that stopped helldiving, we thank you for your service and wish you the best

For those that are still helldiving, keep up the good fight and never let them take Super Earth! o7

Alright, for the time that I played it, it was good! Here's the things that I did like about it

Some of the moves were good, like the burning hammer - like a PROPER burning hammer - which is great!
Some of the customization is... good???

Now: on to the bad things.

The game crashes... A LOT. Way more than it should!
Gameplay feels sluggish at points... feels like I'm moving through quicksand, if the game got a boost in speed and didn't feel like molasses, I think it would be good!

These are just few of the problems with the game that I have and can't really list the rest.

Would I recommend this game? At this current point, no. If it's on sale? Get it for that price instead.

Think if Risk of Rain had a baby with Vampire Survivors and it came out as a disfigured crab and you got this game.

Eh, alr ig.

Imagine if you will; you just got a brand new guitar... but you don't know how to play! Whatever shall you do, enter Ubisoft, coming down from the heavens, you're blinded by the light, you adjust your eyes to the heavenly glow, suddenly, the guitar gods bless you this day with not just a plastic guitar with five buttons, Gfuel, and a brand new PC with Clone Hero installed, but they also bless you with ROCKSMITH. A beautiful game that, not only teaches you guitar, but it also teaches you songs, AND you can play at any difficulty. Trust me, you'll love learning guitar, and maybe even the arcade mode too!

I have literally only spent a total of 60 mins in this and it is the most fluid, most beautiful piece of blood, gore and ridiculousness of fantastic realism. I will be putting more and more time into this and getting to know more and more of it

Ahhh yes, here we are friends. CS:GO - one of Valve's greatest cashcows. What has not been said about this game? It's competitive, and sort of like Dark Souls, forces you to get better at the game (in other words; git gud) with over 70 hours in this game, I am slowly starting to get consumed by it. Although I have not really gotten that good at the game, I sure am getting better each time I play it, through watching videos on YT, and hopefully I will someday get to be pretty good in my own right. Do I recommend this game? Absolutely! But if you don't have thick skin and can get easily offended, as well can't deal with exploiters/cheaters in games like this, this may not be for you

- Austin

So, the first match, the first ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ match I have right? I have no idea what I'm doing, and think "this match is an iron man match or something," well it's with the Undertaker (I modded the game so it would be more like an actual WWE/whatever the ♥♥♥♥ company) and it's me vs. the Miz. So this match goes on for a good solid hour and Kane, Mankind, and who knows who the ♥♥♥♥ else gets involved in the match. I can't stand, I'm getting my ass beaten into the concrete floor, took control of Kane, made him jump off the furniture and what happens? I break his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legs. You heard me right, his legs. I beat the Miz's ass into the pavment as well as Kane did (and Paul Bearer the WWE's version of the TFS version of Mr. Popo) I get... one. final. pin. On the Miz, and what happens after that? "Nobody wins this contest" my face is expressionless, and all the words from my vocal chords cower back into my skull saying "♥♥♥♥ that you ain't got no words" leaving me speechless. Never has a game left me so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ speechless to where I thought I had gotten a lobotomy. For a good five minutes, I was walking around my house wondering what the ♥♥♥♥ just happened. And that is why I recommend this game, but not without a controller. Also, this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ randomized which makes it better, all the modes are great and I hope to sweet MDickie himself that he updates this game soon because it's a G L O R I O U S masterpiece. Glitchy? Yes, but that adds character. Needless to say, this game is up there (for me, personally) with the likes of WWF No Mercy, and Wrestlemania 2000. That says a lot.

Overgrowth, what is there to say about Overgrowth that's NOT bad about it? It has physics that are far beyond belief, great ragdoll physics and it's still in ALPHA! I would HIGHLY recommend this game to anyone who likes ragdoll phycics or something close to it. There is one thing bad about this game (and I don't know if other people have the same problem or not) the game lags horribly for me (again, I don't know if other people are having the same problem with this game or not) NONE the less, you should buy this game since it has some great parkour and blood effects and... well, RAGDOLL physics (and again great physics)!

If you want a fun game, then this game is for you! If you want to play a whole bunch of gamemodes, want weapons and NPCs then this game is for YOU!!!