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Vaud, Switzerland 
🚕 * 🏓 * 📘 * 🐛 * 😺 * 🚘 * 👽 * 🐠 * 📕 * 🌏 * 🚕 * 📗 * 👾 * 🍖 * 🐊 * 🥞
ㅤ* Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
ㅤ* A woman goes into a clothes shop, "Can I try that dress on in the window please?" she asks.
"I'm sorry madam", replies the shop assistant, "but you'll have to use the changing-rooms like everyone else."
ㅤ* A man was siting in a restaurant waiting for his meal when a big king prawn comes flying across the room and hits him on the back of the head. He turns around and the waiter said, "That's just for starters".
🍆 * 🌂 * 💛 * 💚 * 💄 * 👑 * 💙 * 🎄 * 🏀 * 📀 * 🚘 * 🥒 * 🥗 * 🌋 * 🌽 * 🐟
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...