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A apresentar 1-8 de 8 entradas
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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10
Publicado a 28 de Novembro de 2024.
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Análise de Acesso Antecipado
While we were chilling in the facility a giant monster came out of nowhere, made me scream like a little baby and has obliterated the whole squad while all we could do was hear each other screaming in terror.

End result: We didn't reach the quota, got yeeted into the space right after and I also got yelled at by my girlfriend for screaming at 2a.m.

10/10 would do it again.

For the company.
Publicado a 22 de Novembro de 2023.
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93.0 hrs em registo (69.6 horas no momento da análise)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ There is no „price“
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Publicado a 16 de Março de 2022.
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51.3 hrs em registo (36.6 horas no momento da análise)
Análise de Acesso Antecipado
-PVE
If you are looking to get some tacticool PVE with your friends this game is exactly what you are looking for! You and 4 buddies can get in a match against IA and simulate a SWAT raid trying to save a hostage/clear a house/get some intel and more!
Yeah sure, it's an early access, why should you buy the game?
First off, how many realistic fps games are there? Plenty, how many of them offer CQB combat? Not that many. How many of them offer a system of penalty if you shoot an unarmed criminal who surrenders? I feel safe to say: -None of them.
There are a lot of cool mechanics that are rare in other games, take for example the shoulder tap. You can get behind your teammate and press a button to "touch his shoulder" so that you don't have to communicate verbally to do so. It might look as a small thing, but it adds a lot of immersion to the game.

-PVP
Let's start off with the base concept of the pvp. 5 vs 5 matches, one attacking team and the other one defends. Pretty standard nowadays right? I think that we are familiar with the concept.
You are gonna play in the same maps you play your PVE missions. You can be either the special forces agent as you are in the PVE or you can be defending as the terrorist. When you are defending you are able to use plenty of cool gadgets to your advantage, you got: Cameras, explosive traps, door wedges and more!
The attackers have to save a hostage which can be sitting in some room waiting for someone to get him out of the building; or he can be strapped in an explosive vest, waiting for someone to disarm it while he is scared to death. Matches are intense, you get lots of action and fun, especially with friends.

-"SiEgE iS bEtTeR"
Some people may argue: "Duh, Siege is better then some unknown game". Well, if you want to play Siege because you want your cool gun skin, rush in without checking corners or worrying about tactics at all, feel free to play other games. This game is made for those people like me who love tactics; having a plan even before getting inside the building; clearing rooms, and simulate real life ops.

-THE PRICE TAG
Honestly, even if you don't like the genre, for this price you should give it a try. I mean, you can always get a refund if you really don't like the game. But trust me, it's less then 10$, you are going to have lots of fun, especially if you play with some friends of yours! I think it's one of the best games for that price tag (Maybe even the best game for that money).

-FINAL THOUGHTS
I mean sure, it has some flaws, bugs, not that many guns accessories, not that many guns and some other issues; but hear me out on this... It's an early access, the game hasn't released yet, devs are working hard to innovate the game, add maps, mechanics, guns and all sort of stuff.
If you buy it you are going to have lots of fun for sure, so why shouldn't you try it out?
I can't wait to see what the final product might be!
Publicado a 10 de Agosto de 2021.
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710.8 hrs em registo (689.9 horas no momento da análise)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☑ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ There is no „price“
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Publicado a 30 de Outubro de 2020.
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505.9 hrs em registo (149.3 horas no momento da análise)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs!
Publicado a 1 de Julho de 2019. Última alteração: 26 de Novembro de 2021.
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"Caricando le quest giornaliere..."
Publicado a 3 de Maio de 2018.
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Análise do CS:GO
Assolutamente il mio gioco preferito tutto perfetto si coopera con il proprio team in modo cordiale e socievole ed è molto competitivo! E per diventare forti bisogna passare molto tempo sul titolo. In poche parole...lo consiglio a tutti!
Publicado a 10 de Fevereiro de 2016. Última alteração: 29 de Junho de 2019.
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