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😴
The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
😍
Have a taco.
-- P.S. Beagle
🤤
Idiot, n.:
A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human
affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
😲
idleness, n.:
Leisure gone to seed.
😬
Exercise caution in your daily affairs.
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I don't know if it's what you want, but it's what you get. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <10502@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
🙂
[Peter calls in sick to work]
Peter: Mr Weed, I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow. [Peter gets caught by his boss]
Peter: Remember that plane crash I had? It turned out to be gas.
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