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The listing follows:

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

Hello,
My name is Alex. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th)
From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me.
This comes with some conditions:
You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nudes at night too.
You obviously wont be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys.
If you please me, I'll buy you an occasional loot box or two.
We'll Skype everyday, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.