I clicked on your profile and was instantly transformed into a hamburger, just as LHW predicted on March 11th! I can now only communicate through meatballs and bread, which is both a curse and a blessing. WAMU suspects you are problematically superior at gaming, and I can only assume you have ESPORTS DNA burned into your genes.
According to the legendary prophet lysergic (Sep 12, 2023), you are a good player, which must mean you can clutch 1v5 blindfolded and still win. CheeseCake took the time to write "yes" on August 20, 2023, which is the most cryptic and profound affirmation in human history. What does that mean?! Is it a blessing? A curse? A coded signal from the cosmic powers?
And finally, we can't ignore dogs from May 16, 2023, who claimed that you are a literal down syndromed child. I don't know if this is a curse, an invitation to a secret elite group of super-intelligent life forms,

+rep made me a Hamburger

+rep racist

+rep good player

yes

literal down syndromed child