Blatant walling moron lmao. please hang urself cant even hide it

I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they help contain my full power so I dont completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think youre good at fps games then youve probably never played against this dude before because hes just that good.
He turned and then proceeded to look me straight in the eye and said "if you think that is all I can do you have seen nothing" He dropped his pants whipped out and AK-47 Redline out of his ass crack and 1 tapped the guy serving and did a 180 and 1 tapped the random fat man walking in 2 seconds. He shouted "get ♥♥♥♥♥ $hit on" as he threw a moly into a crowd of traumatised kids that were watching.
The cops started coming and he bunny hopped out yelling, "I could drop these pigs if I wanted to as well"
This guy is the type of guy to not need his hand to jerk off he uses his mind.

+rep held both my hands while performing my prostate exam

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+Rep Seems like a really nice person and I'm so jealous of your profile :3

+rep game me a free famas