Recent reviews by IssaMango

Game sucks.

Is this really what its come to? Are you THAT deprived of entertainment? Have you reached the lowest of low for the enjoyment of video games? Has the quarantine really made you that clinically depressed you have to turn to Garfield of all things for the slightest bit of happiness? Is this what you wanted? Does your mother not kiss you goodnight and tuck you into bed? Did your father leave you for milk but it was actually a mistress of which he'd impregnated with your unknown siblings? Were you bullied in middle school for being a weeb and naruto running through the halls? Or perhaps not bullied enough? What happened to you? Or are you just horny for Garfield. I bet you are. Do you just want to see that sexy Garfield ASS? You sicko. You wanna have a bite of all that cake hes got? Hmm fatty? His lasagna filled DUMP TRUCK of an ass? Does the orangeness of his fur turn you on? Does the thought of his tail wrapped around your ♥♥♥♥ arouse you? What's the deal man? Whats going on. Talk to me bro..Im here for you. Overall 10/10 would play again, highly recommend.

Its ight

No.

Played this game for 4 years. Only got 11 hours. 10/10 Valve

Better than League..

Honestly one of the best tower defence games I've played so far, Kingdom is #1 but Spacejacked comes in on a close 2nd. What really sold it to me was how one of the scientists wants your d*ck

I built a spider, crawled to the top of the map, won the game.

You like Overwatch? Go buy it..

I heard 1 loud ass noise and closed it.