There was the first day, god made the sun, the trees, the plants, the breeze, rocks, and many other natural objects.
While on the second day, god made water, fish, squid, octopus, urchins, and many other sea creatures.
And then on the third day, god made the stars, nebula, solar systems, asteroids, and many other space objects.
Indeed, again, on the fourth day, god made seeds to spread growth, ore to spread bounty, and so much more.
On the fifth day, god made humans. Humans started off small, but they quickly began to fester and destroy. As the fifth day went on they destroyed everything in sight. The trees, the rocks, the plants, the fish, the seeds, the ore, and everything else in their wake. They annihilated all that they saw, and all that was in reach.
The sixth day, god made nothing.
On the last day, the final day, the seventh day, god made Savion. God made Savion in attempts to save this world he had created. God spent the entirety of the sixth day working on Savion, to perfect him and create his biggest masterpiece, something even he would be surprised of. Once he had finished Savion, he let him down onto Earth to spread his holiness. As Savion stepped down onto Earth, he spoke to the humans that had ravaged everything in sight. He spoke words that went as such,

"Man I'm a dude,
Man you don't even know how to poo,
Man this is the biggest rap in the world,
Yeah you don't get the girls,
Yeah I get the curls,
Uh yeah I know how to dougie,
You know how to flougie,
I know how to dougie,
You know how to flougie,
I know how to do the jerk,
You a jerk you a jerk,
Yeah I just chirped."

As Savion bespoke upon these savage individuals he sparked something within them, something so beautiful that even God couldn't quite put his finger on it, but the moment his words filled the ears of everyone around they suddenly got to work. Everyone started to repair the damage they had done, they replanted the trees, bred the fish, and much much more. Within a span of a few hours the entirety of the damage had been repaired.

His duty completed, Savion rose up into the heavens with his voice of gold, never to be seen again.