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commumism

hell yeah its that car ♥♥♥♥

This is the greatest gnorp themed game I have ever played, and that's saying a lot

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froggi

i mean its pretty good but where are the aztecs paradox? why didn't you include them???

Dear Dead Bits, my hatred for you outshines the sun. My loathing for your very existence keeps me awake at night, pondering the utopia we would be dwelling in if you were never spawned into this unhappy universe. I don't remember the last time I got any sleep, even when I close my eyes all I can see is those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bits writhing in agony as their stain is expunged from existence, a vision that somehow manages to sustain me without sleep, without food, for it is the only good thing in this life that I have left after playing this game. I wish that I had a time machine so that I could go back and undo the mistake that is this game, the corruption gnawing at the edges of the universe that is its presence. I have it on good authority that Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Dahmer, and Genghis Khan all played this game extensively and that is likely the reason for their fall to evil. It is a blight, a cursed chalice that draws men unto evil. I played it once for five minutes and was immediately forced to rob a bank. When I came to I realized the evil contained within this game, the horror that it represents. Ever since I have dedicated my life solely to finding some way to solve it, to restore the world to what it could have been. I don't know if there is any hope.

surv claim

its like dark souls with anime titties 10/10

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