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Recent reviews by Mommies Coagulating Meat Sausage

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16 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
So to counter those saying you have to beat the game or complete all the way to ending c,d or e in order to get all the dlc. You dont have to, you can do all the arena fights during route A and route B. You simply just have to be strong enough to. Yes, I was enjoying the cosmetics during my route A. Do I care for them? Nope. Being perfectly honest, 2B's outfit look after you self-destruct with her standard black dress is just better. Given that, I wouldnt bother with this unless you want to do the combat arena's.
Posted 2 June, 2024.
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31.3 hrs on record
When asked if I wanted to sacrifice my save file in order to help someone in need. I chose too. Not because I believed in the games word. But simply because I hope for there to be more good in the world. I achieved all I wanted to in NieR:Automata. The story lines. The characters. Each story of every weapon. The challenges. As well as the achievements. My journey here is done.

To those before me and to those after me.

GLORY TO MANKIND
Posted 2 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
5.6 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
I played this game a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on ps4, then I set my ps3 back up and played dirt 3. WHERE THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THE TRAILBLAZERS IN DIRT 4?!?!?!!? Dirt 3 will always be a god compared to this. Important note though is that earning money in this game is extremely easy, Im talking millions within 2 hours, levels are different though.
Posted 22 May, 2024. Last edited 22 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
As someone who grew up playing lego star wars 1 and 2 on the gamecube, then lego star wars 3 and the complete saga. This game was a massive disappointment. In no way should a lego game have dlc character packs. Also adding rpg elements to characters and skills and ♥♥♥♥ is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible idea in this game. Ive replayed the old lego star wars games since this one came out because I wasnt going to play a lego game with stupid rpg and skill elements. This game nearly ruined my Lego fan childhood.
Posted 20 May, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
182.9 hrs on record (180.9 hrs at review time)
Now dont get me wrong, I loved all the souls games, sekiro and elden ring aswell, mostly on consoles. But Nioh 2 goes above and beyond for what I wanted in a dark themed souls rpg. People have got this wild thought over the last decade or so that you shouldnt have to grind or farm or play long to get the best gear or perfect your build. I was so glad that this game said ♥♥♥♥ THOSE PEOPLE. All the tiny stats you can grind for and roll for are perfect to me, its what Ive always wanted being someone who used to play WoW a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Its nice to see a game that really lets you get down to the nitty gritty parts of your build, and Im not talking darksouls levels of nitty gritty. Im talking way deeper than that... only thing Id change is making it open world instead of mission based, but honestly hasnt bothered me much.
Posted 20 May, 2024.
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80.3 hrs on record (47.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The new update changed the strength of many things especially procs. Living Weapons plus doom makes things die
Posted 16 April, 2024.
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762.7 hrs on record (640.9 hrs at review time)
amazing game, got it about 7 months ago and ive put a happy 600 hours into it ;)
Posted 16 May, 2017.
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