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41.9 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
While Yes i Recommend this game i bring this major warning.

THIS GAME WAS NOT DESIGNED TO BE PLAYED IN IMMERSIVE MODE ESPECIALLY NOT SO ON THE HARDEST DIFFICULTY

Immersive mode is great and is definitely my recommendation for how you should play the game i even recommend you play on the hardest difficulty its very fun to be extremely diligent with your choice of kills and where you go to meet the objective. But in all fairness its not that hard at the end of the day since well if you don't ever get spotted by anyone how can they kill you?

HERE IS THE MAJOR ISSUE AND WHY THE GAME IS NOT DESIGNED TO BE PLAYED THIS WAY.

On Many main story missions (we will ignore side quests and other types of missions since fine sure those don't have to be designed for this game mode and should be more designed for any game mode for ease of access to all players.) On Many main story missions you will have to turn the game on to EASY mode and Or call in your AI teamates for help.

THIS IS BECAUSE WITH 0 WARNING THE GAME WILL GIVE YOU AN IMPOSSIBLE WAVE DEFENCE WHERE EVERY ENEMY KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE AT ALL TIMES AND THERE IS NO HIDING. ASIDE FROM BEING UNIMAGINABLY SKILLED OR ALWAYS DECKED OUT TO TAKE ON A WAVE DEFENCE SINGLEHANDEDLY (which you wont be since not far into the game you get a wave defence type mission where you have to escort an injured VIP on your back therefore all you can use is your pistol while being chased by the strongest enemies in the game.) BECAUSE OF THIS MASSIVE FLAW IN LEVEL DESIGN (which i do not think i blame them for that much just sucks this was clearly an afterthought game mode and instead should of been the main focus) BECAUSE OF THIS HUGE FLAW YOU WILL BE GOING BACK TO BASE CAMP COLLECT YOUR TEAMMATES MAYBE SOME BIGGER GUNS MAYBE TURN THE DIFFICULTY DOWN THEN COMING BACK TO THE MISSION TO COMPLETE IT WITH THE HELP OF AI OR COOP TEAMMATES.

ITS UNIMAGINABLY STUPID THAT AFTER SPENDING SO MUCH TIME BEING A STEALTHY AS POSSIBLE DURING A MISSION TO FINNISH THE MISSION THEY GO OOPSIE SORRY ARE YOU HERE ALONE WITH NO TEAMMATES AND A BUILD FOCUSED AROUND STEALTH? HERE IS A MASSIVE WAVE DEFENCE GOOD LUCK WITH A SNIPER SMG AND PISTOL ALL ALONE HAVE FUN HAHAHAHAH.

Anyway i still recommend the game if you want to get in to a nice stealthy mood you can make yourself look like a totally bad ass and just have some fun being sneaky beaky but you will get unimaginably frustrated when the game inevitably tries to ♥♥♥♥ you and you have to put the game on easy mode. You should be afraid of enemies in this game thats the point of putting the difficulty on high and immersion to the max its awesome but when they flip a switch and go ACTUALLY NOW YOU HAVE TO KILL 100 OF THESE REALLY SCARY ENEMIES it makes them all somewhat less scary.

Ill give one quick example to end this off that might be super minor spoilers so here is your warning.

The game has heavies (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ massive spoiler actually) and heavies look scary they carry a mini gun around and are armoured heavily armoured and will shred you on the hardest difficulty. but they are also a 2 tap to the head with any weapon. any weapon from the biggest highest caliber sniper to the smallest pistol. 2 taps to the head and you kill them and no one bats an eye. They even make a loud metal ping sound when you shoot them in the head but the sound isn't picked up uniquely to any other head shot sound this head shot just needs 2 instead of 1 so uh are heavies scary? ya but also no because even if you do get into a firefight just funnel everyone into a corridor and go for headshots. Idk the whole game just sits in the middle ground where yes when you get caught you are kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ but also not really at the same time if you just know what you are doing since the AI is not smart at all. Anyway this review has gone on long enough buy the product on sale, play on the hardest difficulty with immersion mode on i recommend the second from the last immersion mode lets you hold the normal 2 main weapons but still keeps your HUD To a minimum the final if you like to have AI teammates with you or you have a group of friends who will play with you wont run it o the same issues i have so do that if you want and other than that just be warned the game will try to ♥♥♥♥ you up if you are being sneaky.
Posted 6 March, 2023.
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1,685.1 hrs on record (492.0 hrs at review time)
This game keeps dragging me back into it, its one of those games that you can without being aware waste away hours and hours of your day, on of those omg its 4am type of games.
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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0.7 hrs on record
I stopped playing because it kinda just made me depressed. Not much of anything going on here its pretty much just a story that has been animated the emotion isn't really driven or shown, you would get the same about of emotion out of this if you read the story off a reddit post. its kinda just someones text messages logged made into platformer, i wouldn't be surprised if that's literally how it was made just a copy past of some text log.

what would make this game much better is if their was a serious overhaul to the sound design to convey the emotion of the texts being sent back and forth maybe some anger or some for of emotion is portrayed when you get "left on read" the only emotion i got out of this game was my own depression from being alone.

If anyone reading this thinks that its the point to not convey any emotion because that's what texting is like well then this "game" should just be a reddit post or a flip to book.
Posted 21 May, 2020. Last edited 21 May, 2020.
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1.4 hrs on record
This game infuriates me but i will not give up on it till i beat it.
Posted 22 November, 2017.
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6.1 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is actually pretty good, its really fun to ♥♥♥♥ around in this game. I understand and know its flaws but honestly taht doesnt matter just get some friends and hit the slopes. :)
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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124.5 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i love this game i just have one question. I see people post there stuff on the workshop and the have the planet earth behind it how do you do that do i fly to the sun and its there or what?
Posted 27 March, 2014.
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