Our Lord, who art at Valve, GabeN be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in homes as it is at Valve.
Give us Lord our Daily Deal, and forgive us for our scams as we forgive those who scam against us.
And lead us not into console peasantry, but deliver us from Origin.
For thine is the Steamdom, the Gear, and the Engine, forever and ever, in Freeman's name I pray,
GabeN.

Our Lord, who art at Valve, GabeN be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in homes as it is at Valve. Give us Lord our Daily Deal, and forgive us for our scams as we forgive those who scam against us. And lead us not into console peasantry, but deliver us from Origin. For thine is the Steamdom, the Gear, and the Engine, forever and ever, in Freeman's name I pray, GabeN.