What can I say? i just had a feeling. Do you know what I mean? Sometimes you just have a feeling deep within your balls and you know it's Zylus. You just have it, I have it, I have it... all the time. You just get this tingling. My balls are right a good fifty percent of the time. It's always a coin flip. My balls are right a good two out of seven times. Oh they're... lovely balls. Caress them... lovely. Like a soft.... soft shaven sack of... of leather. Like a leather pouch. Like a velvet pouch.

"UGH this is so frustrating. You see this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero is gonna win but you just... don't... die quickly. Man uh... Example: This one guy in New Haven right? city's burning, people are dying left and right yadda yadda yadda THIS JACKHOLE RUSHES ME WITH A SPOON ha ha ha. A FRICKING SPOON AND I'M DYING LAUGHING RIGHT?! SO I SCOOP OUT HIS STUPID LITTLE EYEBALLS WITH IT AND HIS KIDS ARE ALL WAAAHH. AND I.... HAHA... I... CAN'T... EVEN... OHHHH... YES. HE CAN'T SEE WHERE HE'S GOING HE'S BUMPING INTO STUFF... AND... I... ANYWAY I DUNNO... MAYBE YOU HAD TO BE THERE. THE MORAL IS YOU'RE A TOTAL ♥♥♥♥♥"

Massive legend here

Gave me cancer