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This game. Is the trash fires of all trash fires.

"14 hours" It's 5 hours long

"over 40 levels" half of them are under 30 seconds long, the other half are so large and barren with nothing to do in them but walk

"pushing Source to the limit" No. You can't say you're pushing Source to its limits when the game looks as awful as it does. Also, Titanfall 1 and 2 exist.

"featuring some prominent multi-media celebrities" You paid (maybe) a bunch of YouTubers (mostly drama related ones) and then gave them no voice direction or even tried to help with mic quality. They all sound so bored or in a giant echoy living room.

But oh boy. The constant delays, the stolen assets, the fact you need console commands to even get through some levels, the laughable story, the sequences straight ripped from MGSV. It's all just one big tire fire.

If anything, I would actually recommend this game. To laugh at it.

The following will be your friends:
sv_cheats 1
noclip
god
impulse 101
map ___
host_timescale
mat_fullbright 1

You're welcome
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Wilson Pissed 2013 年 2 月 12 日 下午 8:28 
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