Dear Steiner,

We’ve received your list of questions and are happy (well, mostly) to provide answers:

- 3 inches? Yeah, that’s definitely pint-sized. You might wanna book surgery ASAP before anyone else notices.

- A loose condom? Oh no, buddy. That’s not a size issue—it’s a you issue. XS? Hah, nice try.

- Even at 3 inches, technically, someone might still enjoy themselves. But if they’re not, well, maybe consider brushing up on... other skills.

- No, you’re not allowed a prostate exam just because you think it’s cool. You're not even old enough. Stop asking.

- Finding yourself attracted to the same sex? That’s some kind of "signal," sure. You figure out the rest.

- No, a “penis pump” won’t solve your issues. It’s not a bicycle tire.

- If you think your performance issues are due to “stress,” you’re only half-right. The other half is lack of talent.
Sincerely,
The National Urology Society
P.S. Maybe keep some things to yourself next time?

Good Evening Steiner,

I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-old or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Please contact ashamedofsmalldick@impotence.com