I'm James a mechanic/powerlifter with a really scuffed sense of humor

show feet?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wiggles lookin ass

Why did this turn me on

Hey, just got your message from ages ago (been busy jacking it for 4 hours straight).

Anyway, sorry for the delay, but yeah sure I can meet you in the carpark behind Aldi. Any particular reason you wanted me to take my shirt off and pace around, like is it so you can find me easier or are you manipulating me into stretching so I am fit for a wrestle fight?

Either way, you owe me a strawberry milkshake for the effort. See ya Sunday.

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merry christmas!

Happy Halloween

+rep one of the best quickscopers I've ever seen :^)

Merry Christmas! Xx

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*openly weeps*

Haha

Sorry man I don't have the dropbox for it

Thanks hitman!

Nice playing with you again. Always a pleasure.

ahh dang it

Dear god lots of Critikal quotes in the comments thanks zeroalias

Boldly go where no pig has gone before

Anthony Sullivan here I'm not thirsty go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. Let me tell you why Aliens visit our planet from time to time they come to study our smart mops.....

maybe i want a pizza

dude i would love a pizza round about now :)

Derp.