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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 11:31am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 11:55am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2014 @ 12:58pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 11:41am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 3:29pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 12:13pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 3:06am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 5:04am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 10:42am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 5:39am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 3:25pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 5:25pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 4:54am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 5:19am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 4:30am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 10:41am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 6:25am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 4:35am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2014 @ 12:54pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 12:10pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 4:02am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 12:32pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 11:44am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 6:57am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 7:00am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 6:49am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 7:28am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 3:37pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 6:18pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 11:50am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2014 @ 12:58pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 10:37am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 12:28pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 6:58am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 6:43am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 4:45am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 4:40pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 11:54am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 11:33am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 11:39am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 11:32am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 6:43am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 5:46am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 5:49am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 11:03am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 4:24am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 12:12pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 6:06am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 5:46am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 5:26pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 5:10am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 10:12am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 12:44am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 2:28am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2016 @ 11:03am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 7:43am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 7:48am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 1:50pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 12:43am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 2:38am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 6:11am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 9:06am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 10:42am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 9 May, 2017 @ 2:16pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

26 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

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