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“The Chinese Revolution and the Chinese Communist Party” (December 1939), Selected Works, Vol. II, p. 322.
-Rep Touched my genitals
很高兴最后能跟大家正式的道别
我还是更喜欢有仪式感一些
嗯!我要开始属于我的冒险故事啦
人嘛,终归要回到现实中
我只是比你先行一步
因为我有梦想要去实现
这个梦想埋在我心中有十年
虽然被人知道后觉得幼稚中二
但是!越被嘲笑的梦想就越要实现
无论付出什么样的代价,也决不后悔
人生能有几个青春啊!能热血沸腾多久啊?
感谢我的青春也有你们来过
十分感谢大家对我的关照与抬爱
与你相遇对我来说一定是命运的安排
最后!就让那些遗憾与热望都随风飘走
无论结局如何,已经很感谢相遇了
愿我们在彼此看不到的时光里煜煜生辉
终有一天,我与未来的你会相遇在森罗万象宇宙银河之中
一定要照顾好自己啊,我在未来等你!
That is to say, Donk has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
Few things in life are as gratifying than just opening the floodgates and absolutely blasting the porcelain throne with the storm surge of excrement that you get when you're feeling sick. Feeling it rush out is wonderful, and that satisfaction that it's all out just feels so rejuvenating, especially if your tummy was hurting before. Best done naked and drenched in sweat as well
Anyone that disagrees is a liar and should not be trusted
Do not make loud noises near him.
Do not shine bright lights near him.
Do not look him directly in the eye.
Do not touch him or any of his anime toys.
Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.
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<,︻╦╤─ ҉ -- - - -- - -- Allahu Akbar الله اكبر
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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TO 72 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………..
was playing online grand theft automobile when hit fellow video gamer car with my car. i exit auto mobile and attempt trading of insurance information when I am hit by pistol bullet. fellow gamer goes into my vehicular and driver car. I am to look inside of his vehicular transportation when i cannot find vehicle registration under his name. call local police officer but he is not help, he is say racism things at me (i am a white in real but I enjoy roleplay as africa). so if anyone sees car license 7EDT417 please use telephone and call me
I HATE NOOBS IN GAMES Every time IDIOTS IN TEAM OR AFK PLAYERS OR BRAINDEAD BASTARDS 60IQ BOTS OR SOMETHING IS HAPPENING ALWAYS AND ALWAYS IN MY GAME THAT I ALWAYS LOSE IT NO MATTER IF I CARRY OR NOT
OOOGHHHH!!
PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!!
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UNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!
SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
apolgy for bad english
where were u wen cs go die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"cs go is kil"
"no"
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They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats.
Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats.
They make me crazy.
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁Porn
⠀└⠀✅Gay
⠀└⠀✅Aged
we might never see the light of day again. we might never be able to look outside... might never be able to hear as people chatter, as life moves on, we might never be able to see the world as it truly once was: a place of happiness, and peace. we would only see darkness, we would only see the world as a conception that we build as a society. we may only see school bathrooms with litterboxes in them. public bathrooms, any bathroom would be shed into a darkness that society has created, one that is accepting of furries. we would no longer be able to smell the fresh air - clear of cat litter, of garbage, of those vile little creatures called skunks.
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear saying to me violently "mmm Daddy i love the way your ear tastes, it is like my ♥♥♥♥", i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, as he yelped like a cowgirl and said "pucker up buttercup were going for a ride". I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy