Recent reviews by largeboss

Pretty lady activate neuron :)

Throughout this game I:


Unlocked a Super Ultra Death Move of Destruction and Calamity

Used said move on an unsuspecting bandit and murdered him

Busted this dude so hard in the mouth he d i e d

Stole some random dude's chi

Customized my edgy looking character

Killed a (self-proclaimed) Karate Master

Had to fight a ton of bandits

Melted someones lungs

Paralyzed someone from the waist down

Fought a Ripped dude that resembled Chuck Norris

Got my rear end kicked by said Ripped dude

Incapacitated the Ripped dude.

And donned the Black Belt (At last)

ALL THAT IN THE SPAN OF (At the least) 6 HOURS

11/10 game

Would Beat the living hell out of someone until they cough up blood again.

EDIT: Also it's free, so that's cool.

I think I need help, I'm too addicted.

ok.

Huh. Neat. This looks cute and innocent.







-Me before everyone HECKING DIED.

THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM


(sorry, I couldn't resist)

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