Prison Mike
Travis Curtsinger   Austin, Texas, United States
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Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here?
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I'm Prison Mike! You know why they call me Prison Mike?!
Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight. I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIGHT!! In prison you are somebody's ♥♥♥♥♥. Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don't drop the soap! Don't drop the soap!

How'd I get here? I stole. And I robbed. And I kidnapped... the... president's son. And held him for ransom. And I nevah got caught, neither.

Look, prison stinks, is what I'm saying. It's not like you can go home, and, recharge your batteries, and come back in the morning and, be with your friends, having fun in the office.

You may ask, "what was the food like in prison Prison Mike?" Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.

And I bet you want to know what's the very very worst thing about prison? Well... The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors. They... were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they'd come down, and they'd suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!
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MuSo 4 Aug @ 5:19am 
accept me please :)
NooffuB 13 Jul @ 11:02am 
Eii thx 4 trade bro ! Good Luck !!