"Finally, I have a good claw! See? Three human females, a number, and
a king giving himself brain surgery!"
--Zoidberg, on the ideal poker hand
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Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
-- Wall Street Journal
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I am NOMAD!
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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got
it made.
-- Jean Giraudoux
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The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else
are fast women and slow horses.
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"It's in process":
So wrapped up in red tape that the situation is almost hopeless.
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add me

rekted

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WTF why you get vac ban

RIP VAC BAN