Here's some jug cause you're epic

WTF AM I GONNA GO TO A THERAPIST FOR?? SO I CAN PAY MONEY FOR SOME ♥♥♥♥♥ TO TELL ME I'M GAY? TO FIND OUT I'M GAY AND IN THE CLOSET? TO HELP ME DISCOVER THAT DEEP DOWN I'M A GAY ASS HOMOSEXUAL MAN? LMAO PASS. MISS ME WITH THAT ♥♥♥♥. I'M STRAIGHT. I AM STRAIGHT.

-rep sweaty spirit

You are about to get spammed with 600 dank memes. Prepare all nukes and weapons for the Great Spam War. If you can contain the amount of spam I have, you will be granted with special powers that allow you to smoke weed 200 times harder. Not only that, but you will have a laggy as ♥♥♥♥ laptop. You know how lucky you are?????? My laptop runs at 669FPS and it never lags or is slow. YOU LUCKY SON OF A GUN. You will pay the price by me giving you a link (Which shall contain a download) which will wipe all your memory off the face of this universe and overwrite it with my own software, Memesoftlocker2.0000.0. You are so damn lucky you know that? NOT EVEN I HAVE IT SLUT. But if you were able to read up to this point congratulations, you suck. But click this link www.mymom.;;;;;;/eeeeeeee.crash; and you will be taken to a memory erase phrase. You lucky slut, but you will get the best computer software ever that makes your computer lag so bad that you can't even use it. LIKE HOW AMAZING??

+rep has a fat ass

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