Miles 'Handsome Hansen' Hansen
Miles (He/Him) 💖Fully Vaccinated💉💉💉💉(Pfizer)   Yerushalayim, Israel
 
 
Shalom. My name is Miles Hansen, but you could probably gather that from my steam alias. :Kagerou:
"On six days work may be done, but on the seventh day you shall have a Sabbath of complete rest, holy to the Lord."

Welcome
If you are reading this that can mean only 1 of 3 things:
- You’re mad that I’m owning you in game.
- You think that I’m a hacker/cheater.
- You want to add me to play games with you.

Refer to the F.A.Q.


Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Are you cheating?

No. I have been playing competitive Counterstrike in various forms for well over a decade, and have consistently performed at a professional calibre. So before you come to hurl abuse on my steam page, perhaps think to watch the demo and you may learn a new perspective or tactic to integrate into your gameplay.

Q. Where are you from?

I was born in Savion, Israel 1988. At the age of 4 my family and I made the temporary move to where I reside now in Sydney.

Q. Are you Jewish?

Yes. I am a devout Hebrew and a sitting council member of my local Jewish community synagogue. I take my spirituality seriously and take pride in my heritage, so save the antisemitism lest you receive a swift block & report.

Q. Are you on the autism spectrum?

Yes. I was diagnosed with ASD at the age of 6 and am at the high functioning end, with many doctors attributing it to my abnormal level of intelligence, with a tested IQ of 163 (age 12). It does not affect my cognitive or social abilities in any way.

Q. Can I add you to play games?

No. At this point in my life I am disinterested in forming new social ties and connections with randoms. I appreciate the sentiment but must decline. Females may add me and I will accept.


Hobbies & Interests

My main hobbies are gaming and the gym. For a brief period of time I competed in competitive power lifting, and was capable of lifting over double my body weight (77 KG 5’7”) on a bench press. Apart from this I have a deep interest in science, philosophy, contemplation, and chess.

I am an occasionally-active power moderator in over 2 dozen of the top 100 subreddits on Reddit. I am also a purple belt in Brazilian jiujitsu and train multiples times a month. I am highly athletic and have played in numerous different sports/activities in my earlier years, but now live a more simple and focused life. I am celibate.


Occupation & Work Life

My last working stint was in the year of 2016 at the request of my father, to work for my uncle at our families accounting firm in Melbourne. My role was as Senior and Staff Accounting Manager, which I performed for 7 months at which time I left the job slightly early.

Currently I no longer plan to work as I don’t have to and I am blessed and grateful to be apart of a family tree that is descended from Jewish royalty going back over 2000 years. Thankfully this has led to me and my extended family to benefit today from the vast generational wealth that our collective family tree has amassed for our use. So none of my family Baruch Hashem have to slave their lives away.

Please and I mean this with no affence do not ask me for money in any way shape of form. Brother/sister, if God meant for you to have the money you would have it, and would not need to ask it of me. Shalom:heroquest:

I may have said too much, but I digress. That's plenty more than you're worth of knowing about me so I shall say no more. Goodbye good game and good luck. :machiko:


Artwork Showcase
Me at the beach.
7 7
LingLing 20 Mar, 2024 @ 6:03am 
man u ugly ash
Benzedrine 31 Jan, 2024 @ 9:45am 
I can't believe this profile isn't satire.
Ryan Berettas 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:27am 
+Rep high performance player, has strong legs for carrying my body
wack 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14am 
You seem like the type of guy to wipe your ass standing up.
m4lf0y__ 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13am 
I prefer Palestine.
ohgiepahz (hates loud people) 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:07am 
your profile and the absolute ♥♥♥♥ you talk in the BIO is so farken cringe its not even funny, literally no one cares about the absolute ♥♥♥♥ you are talking ,and i hope for your dignitys sake that its just a meme