自慰之王
 
 
Why did the Counter-Strike player bring a ladder to the game?

Because they heard the competition was on another level! 😄
Currently Offline
🎮 Counter-Strike Aficionado 🔫
🥴 Hey, noobs! While you’re still learning the ropes, I’m out here mastering headshots and clutch plays like it’s second nature. With countless hours in the game, I’ve honed my skills, strategy, and map knowledge to perfection.

🧠 Game Sense: I read the enemy like an open book. Anticipating their moves? That’s just a warm-up.

💥 Aim Trainer Extraordinaire: My reflexes are sharper than your favorite knife skin. Quick flicks and steady shots are my bread and butter.

💡 Team Player: While you might still be working on your callouts, I’m coordinating strategies and leading my squad to victory.

So, while you’re busy figuring out how to buy the right gun, I’ll be securing those sweet MVP medals. Keep grinding, and maybe one day you’ll catch up! 😎
KASVA 20 Mar @ 7:34am 
That was a comment you made because I broke your heart in CS, I didn't even care <3
ᴛᴜʀᴋ-Mert 16 Mar @ 5:24am 
cheater china humans = öğğğğ:steammocking:
Soundfx 16 Mar @ 5:16am 
another cheating moron
The Disaster 8 Feb @ 9:32am 
自慰之王
让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)
•●SteeV●• 9 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08am 
cheater