Hey this is Phil from the Small Wiener Club, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in. But I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at, your wiener is massive. I mean the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and that's not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. But it does appear that you are going to have to take that ginormous schmeat somewhere else. Thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.

+rep quality ball fondler

-rep too good at the sexing

Wtf the CDC just called me personally and told me to isolate because one of the symptoms of the new variant is having a great personality & a big juicy ass. Send this to 5 hoes you think might be infected

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