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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 10:10pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2014 @ 9:16pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2014 @ 9:09pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 7:22pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2014 @ 11:15am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 7:22pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 7:12pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2014 @ 9:25pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2014 @ 8:57pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 7:30pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 7:38pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 7:40pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 7:09pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2014 @ 9:27pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2014 @ 9:24pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 7:26pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 7:26pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 6:58pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 10:26pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 6:58pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 10:01pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2014 @ 11:27am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2014 @ 11:29am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2014 @ 9:32pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2014 @ 12:20pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2014 @ 11:38am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2014 @ 9:06pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 7:38pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 8:03pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2014 @ 8:57pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2014 @ 11:15am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2014 @ 8:53pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2014 @ 1:35pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2014 @ 1:27pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2014 @ 8:50pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2014 @ 11:20am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2014 @ 1:42pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 9:18pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 8:39pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2014 @ 9:33pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 7:30pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 7:41pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2014 @ 8:58pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2014 @ 9:19pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 9:18pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 9:56pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 1:56pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 1:56pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 10:24pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 2:08pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 8:39pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 8:03pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 8:16pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 8:25pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 8:25pm

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2014 @ 12:41pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 8:34pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 8:57pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 8:42pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 8:53pm



A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
46,012 / 50,000

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
0 / 6

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.