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⬛⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬛
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⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛
⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛
⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛
⬛⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛
⬛⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬛
⬛⬜⬛⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛⬛⬜⬛
⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
┃ ● ══ █ ┃
┃██████████┃
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┃█ ur adopted. █┃
┃█ -Mom&Dad █┃
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┃ ○ ┃
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢹⣿⣿⢻⠎⠔⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠐⣿⣿⡿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣶⣶⣶⣿⣁⣔⣤⣀⣼⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⢻⡻⣯⣝⢿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠝⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠸⣿⣿⡟⣹⣦⠄⠋⠻⢿⣶⣶⣶⡾⠃⡂⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠟⠋⠄⢻⣿⣧⣲⡀⡀⠄⠉⠱⣠⣾⡇⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⠄⢈⣻⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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I even showed her to my Mom with a huge smile on my face and said “Say Hello to your future daughter-in law!!”
I heard her crying in her room later that night
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