I got this game for free and yet I still feel ripped off. What the ♥♥♥♥ garbage poopy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is this. The worst controlling platformer of the entire millennia. Man I really wanted to enjoy a game where I am a penis with a gun but wow nothing about this game is remotely good. Ok actually the music kinda ♥♥♥♥♥ but beyond that everything else sucks so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad oh my sweet god why couldn't this just be kinda good.

I got this game for free and yet I still feel ripped off. What the fuck garbage poopy dogshit game is this. The worst controlling platformer of the entire millennia. Man I really wanted to enjoy a game where I am a penis with a gun but wow nothing about this game is remotely good. Ok actually the music kinda fucks but beyond that everything else sucks so fucking bad oh my sweet god why couldn't this just be kinda good.