Returned to CS2 like I never left… except now I’m fueled entirely by coffee and broken dreams. My reflexes may not be what they used to be, but with enough caffeine, anything’s possible. I’m convinced the secret to good aim is finding the perfect coffee-to-water ratio—still working on that. Between defusing bombs and brewing French presses, I’ve achieved the rare skill of jitter-aiming from too much espresso.

Warning: If you see me jittering in-game, it's either an insane flick or my 7th cup kicking in. If you hear slurping in voice chat, that’s me reloading... with coffee. GG, just don’t ask me to clutch after 2 AM, that’s when I hit ‘decaf mode.’