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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

I dont know when this trend started, but its weird. Every time I go 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4 a wank its always “oops my step brother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me” or “mom teaches son how 2 ♥♥♥♥” & I sigh & take my ♥♥♥♥ out. Again. I get it theyre living together & family suggests some built in power dynamics, but I miss seeing a boss ♥♥♥♥ his secretary 4 a promotion. Or a secretary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ some printer repair guy. Im a simple man, I like girl on girl, girl in charge, guy in charge, but when I saw a girl demand that her “stepbro” wipe her ass only 2 OF COURSE, fall on his ♥♥♥♥ & “can’t get up” I almost threw my comp across my room with my free hand. Doesnt anyone want to ♥♥♥♥ their roommate, half stuck in a wall OR have a party bus full of sorority girls pick up a rando in their van cause they spilled beer all over their toys & need him to lick it off? Cant we have a girl ♥♥♥♥ her manager & lick his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with her impressive flexibility? Isnt it time to move on? Lets all jerk off better people

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Character Customization and Perks:

Players can create male avatars with various muscular body types, specifically highlighting substantial pectoral muscles, and female avatars with diverse bosom sizes.
Exclusive "Bulging Brawn" perks will provide advantages to characters with prominent pectoral muscles, and "Busty Survivor" perks will offer unique benefits to female characters with ample bosoms.

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