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Do you see banana man
Hopping over on de white hot sand
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from banana tree
(1, 2, 3, 4)
Banana man, me want a ton
Gimme double and a bonus one
Gimme more for all me friends
Dis banana flow will never end

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mm mm mm mm
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you

Tonight we dance around de flame
Then we get to play spirit game
Spirit names we shout out loud
Shake de thunder from de spirit cloud
All de songbirds in de tree
Chant a tune to let de spirits free
Then we see them in de night
Spirits jumping by fire light

Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
Peel it down and go mm mm mm mm
Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
Dis banana for you

Look you. you too uptight you know
You could laugh and kick it back and go (weee)
But without a rhythm or a rhyme
You do not banana all de time
Fly away from city on de run
Try to make a little fun

Look you, come to de bungalo
African't you tell me told you so
Don't you love de bumping of de drum?
Make you shake until de bum go numb
Let de bongo play you till you drop
Dis banana never stop (never stop, never stop)

Forget all your troubles and go with the flow
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whether whatever you are doing is whatever you should
And whether anything you do is ever any good
And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat
And when it make you wanna bellow but you stuck in a choke
And forget about de yellow from de beckoning man
Who make you take another one and make a mock of your plan

Bungalay, bungalow
Make up your mind and tell me no
(Shh)

Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark
And the sun is falling from the sky
I've never left so early and you may wonder why

Tomorrow morning on de plane
No banana make you go insane
Floating back to busy town
No banana make you want to frown

Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana)
Peel it down and go mm mm mm mm
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for
You



1) Google is so useless, I looked up lighters, but all they had was 9,380 matches

2) I used to be a banker, then I lost interest

3) So, I've been writing a song about burritos, actually its more of a Rap.

4) Why are people who get brain transplants so indecisive? Because they keep changing their minds.

5) The wedding was really emotional, even the cake was in tiers

6) I'm glad I know sign language, it is pretty handy.

7) Why do Sweedish ships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

8) A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.

9) I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself, this is the last thing I need.

10) I am not going to fight, even with everyone EGGing me on.

11) That joke was a bit scrambled.

12) I'm starting to run out of puns, but its ok I'll just Hatch some more.

13) You have to be yolk-ing me.

14) I thought that joke would Crack you up.

15) I know an Egg-Squisite omelet recipe.

16) That is Egg-exactly what I mean.

17) I love Egg-plosive weapons.

18) All these puns are making me Egg-static.

19) I know some really Egg-treme puns that are so Egg-citing.

20) My humor is rather Egg-travagant

21) Omelettin’ this slide

22) I might whisk it!

23) I like to Eggs-aggerate the truth sometimes.

24) you don't like my puns? well to bad I'm just Eggs-ercise my right to free speech.

25) Are you egg-noring me? Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes?