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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
135.7 hrs on record (19.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
Posted 24 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
31.6 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Boat
Posted 29 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
290.9 hrs on record (64.9 hrs at review time)
Run.
Posted 4 March, 2021.
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14.0 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
It gets simple after a bit when you get acquainted with everything, but holy hell do the actual connotations of the game hit you harder than anything.
Posted 4 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.5 hrs on record (21.0 hrs at review time)
its a good game if you like a classic rpg thats survived till 2021 and still thrives.
Posted 25 February, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
52.2 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
skyrim with guns, no dragons.
Posted 18 February, 2021.
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30.8 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
if in doubt, just get it
Posted 14 February, 2021.
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88.3 hrs on record (37.4 hrs at review time)
nice geme
Posted 8 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
71.8 hrs on record (40.8 hrs at review time)
gud game
Posted 1 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
391.5 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Here's my story.

-See game on store
-Be like, this looks cool
-Put on wishlist, promptly forgets about it
-Couple months pass
-Friend be like what game you want
-Be like, for free tho
-constantly thinking to self im such a cheap ♥♥♥♥
-Friend actually gifts game
-Be like, 10/10 friend
-download game in like 10 minutes
-log on with friend be trashtalking
-"Don't forget to rushB"
-play few games.
-kd absolute rubbish
-Gets one skin for having like 4 mvp
-Gets excited because i love free stuff
-Looks at cards, WOw already got 3
-10/10 game would play and suck at again.
Posted 7 November, 2016.
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