Recent reviews by Johnny Valentine

I cannot believe I like this game, but its somehow extremely fun, especially near the end. Watching the achievements roll is so satisfying

The introduction is excessive with the cutscenes, but the characters are likeable and the graphics are truly on a different level.

Blood isn't the ONLY thing I want to suck in this chapter

Unironically a banger. I haven't forgotten about this game even though I last played a year ago, I miss it honestly, Fried Octopus GOTTA make more stuff like this

You don't need to understand the language to feel the art.

Genuinely the MOST IMPRESSIVE visuals ive ever seen in any game ever. Whatever mfer they hired was working overtime. The story isn't uh...what I expected either

I haven't felt true addiction to this degree in a while....

RE5 COULD BE TOPPED!

The fact this game never got that popular is astounding to me, its genuinely one of the most fun and unique concepts for a fps (if you can call it that) thats out there.

This is honestly right up there with season 2, all the characters are just as great (better if anything) and it makes me curious about all the criticism it gets

Not me crying at the fact I spent $0.99 on this game 2 years ago and now its free

Dont buy this rubbish game!









No like really, you dont have to

What a beautiful and memorable experience...

I will never understand the ♥♥♥♥ this game gets in the series, its like the assassins creed fanbase hating on AC: Origins, which is my favorite in that series, and RE5 Is my favorite RE game hands...down. Change isn't by default a bad thing, and survival horror wasn't raking in as substantial of sales anymore for Capcom either, so the shift in direction makes sense. Personally, I think the action packed, non-fixed camera, and insanely cool, but convuluted plotlines and bosses are part of Resident Evil's Identity now, love it or hate it.

RE5 Im working on 100% for, and the achievements are pretty fun to obtain if you're largely in it for that. Secondly, the ai isnt half as bad as people like to pretend, sure SOMETIMES it can be aggrivating or questionable, but it barely, if ever, will interfere with the total experience such that you would want to quit or have to start over. The gameplay, and gunplay are fantastic, and simple, and the bosses, as well as the characters in general, are all (in my opinion) some of the most fun, unique, and memorable in the entire franchise. Its definitely different, but its the best RE game to me, always has been, and it has fantastic coop, which gives it an extra edge against 4 and 3make, my other two favorites.