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If you want a game that requires strategic imput and a large amount of time to be shoved in, look no further.

This is how the classes were made.

It all begins with spy meeting scouts mom. Spy meets scout’s mom and BANGS her and Scout or FemScout (Depending on timeline) eventually gets born and then scouts mom dies from cancer that she got from a butterfly. Spy realises that scout is going to fail at life, so he goes back in time to tell past spy that he shouldn’t BANG scouts mom because scout is going to suck. Whilst doing so, Spy kills the butterfly that gives scouts mom cancer. Past Spy however tells Spy, “OH HEEEEELL NAH DAT ASS IS TOO GOOD” and continues to BANG her. Scout gets born and scouts mom tells scout that a future spy was going to tell past spy not to TRIPLE BANG scouts mom and this makes scout sad. Scout wants to impress spy so he joins the army and becomes a soldier. While on the field, he watches his dad be burnt by a pyro and watches his dad die. This causes depression and so he becomes a fat hoovy. Hoovy becomes so depressed he tries to kill himself and then gets sent to an insane asylum. He loses weight and becomes sniper. He is eventually driven mad. He becomes so mad, that he starts to experiment with the science of healing and creates the medigun and pees in jars. He then called himself the medic. His sanity however, is driven even more mad, and becomes Laurence Robert Harvey and makes a Human Centipede. His sanity drops even more so that he creates a flamethrower, becomes pyro, and burns his Centipede, then goes on a rampage. Whilst in his rampage, he runs into a time machine and goes back to when his father was alive and burns him to death by accidental left clicking, but in reality his father was burnt to hell but luckily had a dead ringer. This cause extreme tissue damage and so he becomes demo. Engie lived happily ever after as Spies neighbor wondering what the hell was going on a block away and said “Nope” as his neck stretched and broke the ceiling scaring the crap out of a butterfly and then gave the butterfly very contagious butt cancer. THE END.