Tom Dubois : Uh, what's going on, guys?

A Pimp Named Slickback : Mr. Dubois, my name is A Pimp Named Slickback, sir, and this is an intervention.

Tom Dubois : An intervention?

A Pimp Named Slickback : Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic ♥♥♥♥♥ Dependency, Mr. Dubois. May I call you Tom?

Tom Dubois : Is this some kind of joke?

A Pimp Named Slickback : Tom, ♥♥♥♥♥ Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a ♥♥♥♥♥ can ♥♥♥♥ with your friends, your health, and, scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom.

Tom Dubois : What was your name again?

A Pimp Named Slickback : Well, thank you for asking. My name is A Pimp Named Slickback.

Tom Dubois : Wait, a pimp?

A Pimp Named Slickback : Named Slickback, yes. Please say the whole thing if you would? Yes, that includes the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes, Tom, every time.

Tom Dubois : Look, Mr. A Pimp Named Slickback...

A Pimp Named Slickback : No need for the "Mr."

Tom Dubois : I don't think I need any help from someone like you.

A Pimp Named Slickback : And by "someone like me," you mean a pimp? A bad guy?

Tom Dubois : Now, look, I'm not trying to insult you. I just don't approve of what you people do to women.

A Pimp Named Slickback : Oh, so I'm wrong, so I'm messed up. Well, which one of us is missing a ♥♥♥♥♥, Tom? You don't see *me* running around looking for a ♥♥♥♥♥. I know where all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are, thank you very much.

[makes a phone call]

A Pimp Named Slickback : ♥♥♥♥♥, where you at?

♥♥♥♥♥ 242 : I'm out here gettin' yo money.

A Pimp Named Slickback : That's what the hell I thought. Thank you, Gramma.