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Scrumpeh 4 Oct @ 9:06pm

mango!

michaelsoft 4 Oct @ 2:26pm

Ingredients
500g skinless boneless chicken thighs
For the marinade
1 lemon, juiced
2 tsp ground cumin
2 tsp paprika
1-2 tsp hot chilli powder
200g natural yogurt
For the curry
2 tbsp vegetable oil
1 large onion, chopped
3 garlic cloves, crushed
1 green chilli, deseeded and finely chopped (optional)
thumb-sized piece ginger, grated
1 tsp garam masala
2 tsp ground fenugreek
3 tbsp tomato purée
300ml chicken stock
50g flaked almonds, toasted
To serve (optional)
cooked basmati rice
naan bread
mango chutney or lime pickle
fresh coriander
lime wedges

michaelsoft 4 Oct @ 2:26pm

STEP 1
In a medium bowl, mix all the marinade ingredients with some seasoning. Chop the chicken into bite-sized pieces and toss with the marinade. Cover and chill in the fridge for 1 hr or overnight.

STEP 2
In a large, heavy saucepan, heat the oil. Add the onion, garlic, green chilli, ginger and some seasoning. Fry on a medium heat for 10 mins or until soft.

STEP 3
Add the spices with the tomato purée, cook for a further 2 mins until fragrant, then add the stock and marinated chicken. Cook for 15 mins, then add any remaining marinade left in the bowl. Simmer for 5 mins, then sprinkle with the toasted almonds. Serve with rice, naan bread, chutney, coriander and lime wedges, if you like.

Scrumpeh 3 Oct @ 1:38am

Wow

michaelsoft 1 Oct @ 7:46pm

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michaelsoft 1 Oct @ 7:45pm

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michaelsoft 13 Sep @ 3:49pm

Ralof: Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks... Skyrim was fine until you came along! Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you I’d have stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. Looks at Dragonborn You there, you and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now. Driver: Shut up back there. Lokir: looks at Ulfric What’s wrong with him, huh? Ralof: Watch your tongue!

Scrumpeh 11 Sep @ 3:58am

NOE

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LightOn 19 Aug @ 2:01pm

heyy

michaelsoft 15 Aug @ 4:31am

ERROR - SKYRIM HOURS PLAYED HAS DROPPED BELOW MANDATORY FORTNIGHTLY MINIMUM - PLEASE RESUME GAMEPLAY IMMEDIATELY OR RISK YOUR STEAM ACCOUNT BEING DEACTIVATED AND YOUR TF2 NFTS BEING REVOKED

Scrumpeh 9 Aug @ 11:57pm

Sent man please dont shoot the monkej

michaelsoft 9 Aug @ 7:18pm

Hello, I am Chechan War Criminal with large amount of monkeys held hostage.
I am ready to kil them at will.
In order to save your monkey friends I require a photo of your genitals (male or female, im not fussed)
Next I will need 6 million USD and a US Passport.
After I have recived this, your monkeys are free
I will also add, i need this in 24 hours, or the monkeys will die
have a funky day!
-Vladen Kuznetsov

Meet The Pumpkin 9 Aug @ 12:28am

genuinly nice guy, gave me a strange for pocketing absolute goat right here

michaelsoft 5 Aug @ 2:07am

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story. Please help me.

Muhannad Salman Ramez

michaelsoft 29 Jul @ 4:52pm

hey, sorry I saw your roblox profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing roblox haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really with misogyny and like you'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play roblox sometime its a really cool kids game with a lot of epic gamemodes like natural disaster survival, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your roblox profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on roblox we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Scrumpeh 20 Jul @ 7:01pm

Hahahahahaha!

michaelsoft 19 Jul @ 7:23pm

Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!

michaelsoft 13 Jul @ 12:09am

Not funny I didnt laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. Im not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. Im so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny.

Scrumpeh 12 Jul @ 9:27pm

I will literally glass your NAN brev

michaelsoft 12 Jul @ 4:23pm

Be careful around this bloke and make sure you avoid physical interaction if possible.

I have filed numerous reports on him now for sitting in a bush next to my sons bus stop that he uses to come home from school.

He waits until the right time at around 3:30 and then when he anticipates children this man springs out of the bush barraging them with strange questions and and frightening tales of what he calls "The Cloud District".

After speaking with local authorities they have informed me that he has escaped from a local mental facility after his black tar heroin and ketamine fuelled delusions about the video game Skyrim have led him to assault and knockout 4 of his cell guards leading to a relentless escape.

If you ever see this ♥♥♥♥ in the flesh make sure you immediately sprint in the opposite direction and alarm the local police straight away before things get ugly.

Scrumpeh 12 Jul @ 3:25am

Wallahi brother...

michaelsoft 11 Jul @ 4:09pm

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michaelsoft 12 Jun @ 2:55am

Pretty nice bloke just be sure to keep him away from your children

terryz 24 Feb @ 1:04am

PEAK man right here!!!
++++rep. very generous and kind dude who gifted 3 frickin unsual hats for no reason at all. He's a real sigma, outside the pyramid of alphas, betas and gammas. He's different, he's awesome.