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Recent reviews by Torta

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
If you were to play the original Super Meat Boy with a constantly drifting controller, a mushy jump button, and with your face up close to the display, that's what playing Forever feels like.

Random world generation with 5,000+ levels sounds like a lot of content, but most of it doesn't gel well, making a lot of levels spike in difficulty like a heart rate monitor during a marathon.

The enforced auto-running makes the game feel unfair more often since so many of the level obstacles can become impossible to overcome due to being slightly off when timing your actions.

Ridiculon tends to be a hit or miss to me personally when it comes to their music, but their tracks here sound generally good. But it also feels like a missed opportunity to have the music more in-tune with the level, with the level obstacles being timed to a rhythm rather than a hidden clock that only activates the moment you see the object on the screen. In this regard, something like Mad Rat Dead feels more balanced in difficulty and control, since the game was built around keeping to the beat.

In short: I will become back my money
Posted 12 July, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,040.6 hrs on record (444.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Better than VRChat
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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40 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
4.8 hrs on record
As a typical visual novel, this game fails to provide the player with an interesting story, characters, and even gameplay opportunities.

As a game designed to appeal to the furry fandom, it fails to do such a thing due to the inconsistency of the characters' designs and how them being anthropomorphic animals contributes nothing to the story or even how the characters themselves act. If Major/Minor's characters were all human, virtually nothing about the game would be different.

Any furries who're looking for a visual novel should take a look at games like Angels With Scaly Wings or Nekojishi. This game is also available on the Google Play Store for free, so if you're still interested in playing it, try it there. There's no real reason to get the Steam version over that one, even with the trading card feature in mind.
Posted 25 November, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
21.1 hrs on record
The best port of Timesplitters 2 on PC.
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9.6 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Makes a better trick than toilet paper or rotten eggs.

Why else would they "re-release" this around Halloween?
Posted 30 October, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.6 hrs on record
This game gets the Jirard's completionist rating of: Finish it!
Posted 7 July, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Futurama with giant robots.
Posted 23 February, 2014.
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