Recent reviews by Hangfire Humphrey

One very beautiful game, playing with others really makes the experience.


Plus hide and seek against invaders is always fun

How do I delete steam games?

I can speak fluent Russian now. Absolutely gorgeous game.

Fallout 4 is a good game, if you want to play a game that has nothing similar to the other fallout games you've played. But overall, it's not that bad of a game. If it wasn't for the naming of the game, I believe that the game really would've got further. What we expected isn't what we got from the game, but these days devs don't care for that. They care for profit on the titles. Take Call of Duty for example, after Modern Warfare, they learnt that they are able to slap their name onto any shooter and get money for it, because people buy it because it's got the call of duty name, so they've become lazy, they could produce the worst game they ever wanted and still get money for it. Bethesda are becoming the same, shamefully. We had Fallout 3, which although being not the best of games, changed the future of their company, they had a 3d open world game where players could do whatever they wanted within reason, which opened up more platforms for them, giving us Fallout: New Vegas. After the release of these fallout games, Bethesda started to see the hype that people had for a new Fallout game being made, and so threw together the sloppiest, bug infested glitchfest of a game that they could and put the fallout name onto it, sales? Insanely high, with over $750 million made within 24 hours of it's release. And what did they do with that money? Gave us Skyrim Special Edition, a remade version of skyrim, alongside Skyrim VR and Fallout 4 VR.

Overall, I genuinely think the game was okay. It ran well after patches, your character had great customisation, the naming of your character being recognised by your robot, it really was a good game. But where the problem happened was that after the first 20 minutes, all the stuff that you enjoyed about the game dissapeared. Your robot saying your name just stopped having the fun that you hoped for, the quests were boring and building a settlement became a chore more than a freedom of creativity. And worst of all, they made your choice in what you say not matter. They led you down a single road, giving the choices between different endings which overall didn't really matter. You had the options of Yes, Sarcastic Yes, maybe (which would lead to a yes) and No (which would lead to a yes). I seriously wish this game could've been so much better, but the hype of launch from all fallout fans just didn't get the satisfaction that they wanted for the game.

Why do my friends hate me?

Eh, it's ok I guess.

I haven't got many hours in the game, but after a friend bought me the normal game and told me to get this, I decided to play along weith him. I found it quite fun, you get to drive tanks, drive pink jeep's and if you're on certain servers you can also drive tractors. So I became the farmer, who peacefully captured points in a tractor and rode the fields of glory (and wheat)

Refused to use a gun, instead threw the same pair of scissors at everyone, hit someone behind a wall in the head with scissors, never dissapoints me.
I disguised as a police and helped search for me whilst being undercover hitman.
Killed 3 people in a crowd in china town, hid in a dumpster for 5 minutes, police gave up.
Man was attacking me, ran up to him and hit him with a bottle.
5 machine guns aiming at me, I used a knife to kill them all instead.

Game's graphics are amazing, I have a plaster on my barcode, yet to scan the barcode.
47/48.

With only 2.8 hours some of you are going to complain at me, Don't blame me though.
-Let's get the review started hm?-

So, this game is a F2P FPS game, where you either are a german or an american, you fight in the times of WW2, around where the nazis started gassing jews (remember, I don't think they started gassing them straight away).
But anyway, as a nazi, which is the only thing I've played, you get some nice weapons, including the gewehr to start with, this weapon is quite powerful, takes a few quick shots to kill someone and you can have some fun with it.
You also get a hand grenade to start with, that one with the cylinder at the end of a pole, but whatever, you can injure teammates with it, so be careful.
You then (After some time of levelling) Get a melee weapon. I got the shovel because why not? It's an amazing weapon, I just love it.

Okay, so off of that topic, until level 4 (I think it is, correct me if I'm wrong please :) ) You do a game mode where you hold objective points, the more people at the point, the less time it takes to capture that point, at these points, it tells you how many enemies are capping the point, and how many teammates are, just so you know how many US people there are to kill left in the area until you can get a faster cap, the game does work like a real one, where if there are 2 US and 4 germans, the germans will still be capturing the point like there are 2 germans only at the point, if there is 1 german and 1 US, the point will stay at the capture point it is currently at until one leaves the capture zone or dies.

Mkay, so next up, vehicles.
You have 3 vehicles at the start, one is a civillian truck, for germans this is like, a pick up truck with hay in the back, not sure for americans, think it's the same, there is also the real truck, loaded with a gun and I think 5 people can get on, two people sit on the back, 2 in the seats and 1 at the gun, then, there is the best vehicle ever. THE BICYCLE!, this is like, the best thing ever, 2 seated, you can ring your bell by left clicking and you've got like, easy access, harshly seeable towards the other vehicles and there are a lot of them that spawn.

Pay to win situations.
I've never actually seen this myself, I'm not quite sure if it is a pay to win game yet, might update this in the future when I get a higher level.

Is the game fun?
This game is really for me to come onto after school, playing tf2 or just getting out of some important work I've been doing, I can have a laugh but at the same time play a fps game at the same time, it doesnt have the same feeling as other games do (Team Fortress 2, CS:GO, etc.) where a lot of players are competetive, you get into games where people circle you with a bicycle whilst you're riding one, ringing their bells. I also got into a situation where I blocked the stairs, the guy just looked, went down, threw a grenade up and ran, I didnt die, but I noticed enemies in the window near me and threw grenades in, the bodies flew, as did mine.

The renaming of weapons.
You can rename all of your weapons for golden coins, it costs 3 to change the name, or you can use silver coins, not sure on the price if it, I just remember getting it, I like to go for punny names for weapons though, I can't tell you guys because I want them to be near original, don't want you guys messing things up c:

Okay, so I need to give some cons, seen as though this will look like an incredibly biased review.
I feel as though it needs to improve on graphics, for a free to play game, it is understandable, but it feels a bit edgy now and then.
I also see these golden coins, you get 4 from winning a game a day, but it costs like 7000 of them to get a vehicle or unlock a player, it feels like a long grind just to get a cool looking thing.
Level rate, I've seen a lot of people complain about this, I thought I should just add it because even at the low level I'm at now, I get like, a tiny block of XP from winning a game.

That's all I got to really say about this game, really fun, should get it and try for yourself, it's free so no reason behind it.

Thought the thing was an apple.
10/10