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Personal Achievements
 

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:02pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:52pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:05pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:19pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:30pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:28pm

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:55pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 8:22pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:06pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:10pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:13pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:13pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:16pm

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:18pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:18pm

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:35pm

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:40pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:54pm

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:58pm



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
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