Recent reviews by Zen Mode

Absolute cinema. Fox love.

It's insane how much passion was put into this game. It really does feel like a Stardew Valley competitor. Even if you aren't interested in the NSFW aspect of the game, it's worth playing. i'm 7 hours into the game and haven't even scratched the surface of what this game has to offer.

I swear to god I think I know the artist that drew this. Is it Yassy? Please tell me it isn't. Or do. I genuinely don't know how I'd react, surprise me. (peak game btw)

Peak cuteness. If only there were no fishing achievements...

You can pet dogs and cats. 10/10 worth every cent (will update this review once I finish the game)

Amazing art direction, great soundtrack, and scratches that itch for a good RPG. The story is also great. Prequel to Pocket Mirror, if I recall correctly, but I never played that so I can't say if it's a good prequel or not. Regardless, I only have one thing to say.

LEBUKCHEN IS THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING OF ALL TIME. I don't even know where to begin to talk about how much of a chad and true friend she is, even in her bad ending. Just... Trust me. Go through her route first. I intended to skip her since, well, she's a nun, and i'm not too big on religious characters, but after some time, I decided to restart my run and aim for Leb instead of Rozenmarine. By the way, I'm not sure if these are typos or not, but basically NOBODY calls Rozenmarine by her name. They just call her Rosmarine. Same goes for Muffy (is she a Yuyuko reference or am I going crazy?), who's called Miffy, Buffy, Nancy, and pretty much EVERY NAME ending with -fy instead of her actual name. I also got an incredibly annoying bug once where the "golden maiden" visual effect and laughter kept playing infinitely after I talked to one of them. It didn't go away no matter what, so I had to reset my run AGAIN, which was a bummer.

GACHA GAME GACHA GAME GACHA GAME GACHA GAME

Surprisingly worth the price tag.

Peak horror. I don't care what you think about the anime art style or the nsfw content, read this. You won't regret it.

The starting area's city literally looks like Crisis City from Sonic '06 but without all the flames and messed up gamma. 10/10, this was my first soulslike (dark souls 1 and 2 can't run on my laptop and dark souls 3 costs more than a heart donor in the black market so I didn't even bother trying) but it's been a good overall experience. The difficulty spike isn't vertical like people make it seem.